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Readers' thoughts....

It's clever, funny, appropriately cringy at times, and all along so artistic and creative!

Suzanne Lehrer

It's so refreshing to read a book where the author isn't concerned with the usual politically correct norms. Jean Pierre is absolutely hilarious, and while the stories push boundaries, they remain genuinely funny without crossing into cringe territory. I had so much fun reading this and can't wait to see what Claire has in store for Jean Pierre next!

Natalie Maor

So much fun! Love the cover, love the entries, perfect stocking stuffer for your “naughtier” friends!

Liz Kaplan

Loved this book. For anyone who enjoys a good laugh, clever writing and an open minded approach to the complexities of human sexuality, this is for you.

Caroline Rose Weiss

I started this book midday when I was alone in the house. I was on the patio, solitary. It put me in a state on waiting and longing and laughter. After the first chapter I changed my location and time. Bed, at night, not alone. It is a page turner, a wild, clever, and funny ride- there are many layers that penetrate and arouse, sometimes disgust, but all the while wanting more. I recommend without reservation. Grab some whiskey and enjoy!

Bevin Cahill

I declare that this witty collection of erotic short stories is medicine for getting through a nail-biter of an election season. Call your doctor for a literary prescription!

Over 22 deliciously saucy chapters, Bird has us tag along with French pianist, Jean-Pierre Robillard, as he tours America. His exquisite taste in classical music is matched only by his unquenchable taste for women. But poor Jean-Pierre is not ready for the appetites of the unusual American lasses he meets along the way.

As you read this book I predict several physical sensations: chuckling, blushing, eyebrow-raising, tingling, and the unmistakable expansion of your … brain. Because not only is this an ideal bedtime pleasure read, but Bird’s elegant style and witty jabs at the complex politics of men, women, and sexual desire, leaves me both smarter than before, and pretty sure I’ve got a cult classic in my hands.

Carolyn Jones

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